How to tell time by children:
When they're very sleepy, it's time to go to school.
When they never felt more wide awake in their lives, it's time for the late
late late late late movie.
When they have a slight fever and an unidentifiable rash, it's three
o'clock Sunday morning.
When they break a collarbone, it's four o'clock Sunday morning during the
doctor's vacation.
When they put on underwear and a flannel shirt, it's the middle of the
first hot spell in July, and when they put on cotton socks, sneakers, and a
mesh T-shirt, it's the day of the worst blizzard since '47.
-- Robert Paul Smith
When they're very sleepy, it's time to go to school.
When they never felt more wide awake in their lives, it's time for the late
late late late late movie.
When they have a slight fever and an unidentifiable rash, it's three
o'clock Sunday morning.
When they break a collarbone, it's four o'clock Sunday morning during the
doctor's vacation.
When they put on underwear and a flannel shirt, it's the middle of the
first hot spell in July, and when they put on cotton socks, sneakers, and a
mesh T-shirt, it's the day of the worst blizzard since '47.
-- Robert Paul Smith
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