How's my demon? Call 1-800-CTHULHU.
Related:
- If you wanna complain about my attitude dial 1 (800)
EAT-SH*T... - Cthulhu lives-
in MY... - Cthulhu and Hastur and Nyarlathotep,
Oh my... - Exxon has an 800 Number you can call for information with regard to what
the company is doing,
1-800-WE... - Want to call Geraldo Rivera. He has an 800 number!
Simply dial 1-800-TRASH... - 1) Read the incantation. 2) Escape.
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Rules for Escape From... - Learn how I made my 1st million.
Send $1 for Info... - IF (User-Docs) =
1 THEN... - Your opal may cure my brother of some demon-taint, but *my* bad attitude is
no sickness!
It's one-hundred percent all natural! -- Ron...
