-- How many
people about to move out of the city
-- does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
They don't bother, the neighborhood's been turning black
anyway.
people about to move out of the city
-- does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
They don't bother, the neighborhood's been turning black
anyway.
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