Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a
week after you've made your purchase. Corollaries: 1. The one
you bought will be rated "unacceptable". 2. The one you almost
bought will be rated "best buy."
week after you've made your purchase. Corollaries: 1. The one
you bought will be rated "unacceptable". 2. The one you almost
bought will be rated "best buy."
Related:
- The "CONSUMER REPORT" on the item will come out a week after you buy the item.
Beryl's... - Your talents will be recognized.
You will be sought out by the x-rated movie industry... - No matter how carefully you shop for an item, once bought,
it will be on sale elsewhere cheaper. -- Lewis's... - Rated Number One by Top
Gynecologists..... - RECEIPT
Proof of the purchase of goods. There are two distinct types of
receipt:
the receipt that sits in your wallet for the best part... - You know you're in trouble when...
(1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your
skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
(2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. (3)... - You tried the rest,
and bought WHAT..??!... - So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate
your current VCR to a grate resident,
who will laugh sardonically and hurl it into a dumpster... - So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate
your current VCR to a grate resident,
who will laugh sardonically and hurl it into a dumpster...
From the same category:
- Wright's First Law of Quality:
Quality is inversely proportional to the time left... - Sir Walter's Law: The tendency of smoke from a cigarette,
barbeque, campfire, etc., to drift into a person's... - Second Law of Applied Terror: The more studying you did for the
exam,
the less sure you are as to which answer they want... - Grosch's Law
Computing power increases as the square of the cost.
If you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have... - Arthur's Second Law of Love:
The love letter you finally got the courage to send...
