First Law of Bridge: It's always the partner's fault.
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- It's always the partner's fault.
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The First Law of... - First Law of Bridge:
It's always the partner's fault... - Sex is like a bridge game --
If you have a good hand no partner is needed... - The absent ones are always at
fault... - Kinkler's First Law:
Responsibility always exceeds authority... - Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where
I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right.
It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate... - First Law of Travel:
It always takes longer to get there than to get back...
From the same category:
- Launegayer's Obversation:
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb... - Kauffman's First Law of Airports:
The distance to the gate is inversely proportional... - Thom's Law of Marital Bliss:
The length of the marriage is inversely proportional... - Henry's Quirk of Human Nature:
Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time... - Imhoff's Law
The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a
septic tank -
the REALLY big chunks always rise to the top...
