First Law for Freelance Artists: A high paying rush job comes in
only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.
only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.
Related:
- Third Law for Freelance Artists:
The rush job you spent all night on won't be needed... - Second Law for Freelance Artists:
All rush jobs are due the same day... - A pregnancy will never occur when you have a low-paying job which you hate.
Erma... - You may be redneck...
if you quit your job to avoid paying child support... - Can Rush Limbaugh PROVIDE a GOOD JOB for
ANYBODY... - It's here at last! Rush job;
nobody knew it was coming... - Rush Limbaugh: The Right Man for the job?
Extremely... - You believe God created you in one day? Yeah,
looks like a rush job..... - Marriage is low down,
but you spend the rest of your life paying for it....
From the same category:
- Law of Christmas Decorating:
The outdoor lights that tested perfectly indoors develop... - First Law of Corporate Planning:
Anything that can be changed will be changed up until... - Haldane's Law
The Universe is not only queerer than we imagine;
it is queerer than we CAN imagine... - Perkins's Postulate: The bigger they are,
the harder they hit... - Owen's Theory of Organizational Deviance: Every organization has
an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits.
Corollary: Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited...
