Finman's Bargain Basement Principle: The one you want is never
the one on sale.
the one on sale.
Related:
- The one item you want is never the one on sale.
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Finman's... - Irregular verbs are on sale in the bargain
basement... - At a bargain sale,
the only suit or dress that you like best and that... - Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
Everyone knows a bargain dog never bites... - Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's
on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites... - Baker's Law of Economics:
You never want the one you can afford... - Homer: All done.
Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars
and TV Guides.
Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an... - For Sale: One mind. Pristine condition -
Hardly used... - Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want."
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Joseph Wood...
From the same category:
- Price's First Law: If everybody wants it,
nobody gets it... - Simon's Law of Destiny: Glory may be fleeting,
but obscurity is forever... - First Law of Class Scheduling:
Class schedules are designed so that every student... - Shalit's Law
The intensity of movie publicity
is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie... - Todd's First Two Political Principles: 1. No matter what
they're telling you,
they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter...
