Pardo's Postulates
1) Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or
fattening.
2) The three faithful things in life are money, a dog,
and an old woman.
3) Don't care if you're rich or not, as long as you can
live comfortably and have everything you want.
1) Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or
fattening.
2) The three faithful things in life are money, a dog,
and an old woman.
3) Don't care if you're rich or not, as long as you can
live comfortably and have everything you want.
Related:
- Don't care if you're rich or not,
as long as you can live comfortably and have everything... - Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal,
immoral, or fattening. Arnold's Addendum: Everything... - Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Pardo's First Postulate Anything not fitting into... - Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal,
immoral, or fattening. Arnold's Addendum: Anything... - Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer... - Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Alexander... - All the things I really like to do are either illegal,
immoral, or fattening... - You will gain money by an illegal or immoral
action...
From the same category:
- Pastore's Truths
1) Even paranoids have enemies.
2) This job is marginally better than daytime TV. ... - Horner's Five Thumb Postulate
Experience varies
directly with equipment ruined... - Dedera's Law: In a three-story building served by one elevator,
nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a... - The Party Law: The more food you prepare,
the less your guests eat... - Kierkegaard's Observation: Life can only be understood
backwards,
but it must be lived forwards...
