Yeager's Law: Washing machines only break down during the wash
cycle. Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day
off.
cycle. Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day
off.
Related:
- Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
Yeager's... - Second Law of Office Murphology:
Office machines that function perfectly during normal... - Murphy's Law of the Office: Copying machines mangle only
important documents.
Corollary: If a machine goes wild and runs off 180... - First Corollary of Taber's Second Law:
Machines that piss people off get murdered.
- Pat... - Machines that piss people off get murdered.
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First Corollary of Taber's Second Law -- Pat... - cycle drought n.
A scarcity of cycles. It may be due to a
cycle crunch,
but it could also occur because part of the computer... - cycle drought: n. A scarcity of cycles. It may be due to a {cycle
crunch},
but it could also occur because part of the computer... - This computer is subject to breakdowns during periods
of critical need...
From the same category:
- J.S. Gillette's Dictum:
The only labor worth laboring at is a labor of love... - Parkinson's Law of Delay
Delay is the deadliest
form of denial... - Pardo's Postulates
1) Anything good is either illegal,
immoral, or fattening. 2) The three faithful... - Finagle's Second Law
No matter what result is anticipated,
there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret... - Dingle's Law: When somebody drops something,
everybody will kick it around instead of picking it...
