Chisholm's First Corollary: If you do something that you are sure will meet with everybody's approval,

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• Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 2: If you do something which you are sure will meet with everyone's approval,
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• Chisholm's Third Law Proposals, as understood by the proposer,
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  somebody will. -- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary...
• Chisholm's Second Corollary: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand,
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• Murphy's (First) Corollary: Whenever you set out to do something,
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• Chisholm's Law of Human Interaction Anytime things
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