Campbell's Second Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get the
part off, the parts house will have it back ordered.
part off, the parts house will have it back ordered.
Related:
- 1. If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the
tool to get it off.
2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will... - Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the
faulty part,
you won't have the tool to get it off... - Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately... - 1. When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you
becomes a hammer.
2. No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably... - Bromberg's Second Law of Auto Repair: No matter how minor the
task,
you will inevitably end up covered with grease and... - Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your
problem.
[turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evelyn... - Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away!
Bart: That's my dog,
man! Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help... - The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repair.
Veil's Law of... - Our water pressure is so low, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Peter...
From the same category:
- Porkingham's First Law of Sportfishing: The more tangled your
line is,
the better the fishing is around you... - MacPherson's Theory of Entropy:
It requires less energy to take an object out of its... - Milstead's Christmas Card Rule: After you've mailed your last
card,
you will receive a card from someone you overlooked... - Fitz-Gibbon's Law
Creativity varies inversely
with the number of cooks involved with the broth... - Hanggi's Law: The more trivial your research, the more people
will read it and agree.
Corollary: The more vital your research, the less...
