Sixth Law of Applied Terror: At the end of the semester you will
recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the
semester -- and never attending.
recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the
semester -- and never attending.
Related:
- Seits's Law of Higher Education:
The one course you must take to graduate will not... - The one course you need for graduation is not offered your last semester.
Seit's Law of Higher... - Second Law of Class Scheduling:
A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered... - Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study
for that instructor's course.
Fourth Law of Applied... - First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have
lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will... - The beginning of terror is the suspicion of ones own mortality.
The end of terror is the surety of it... - The beginning of terror is the suspicion of ones own mortality.
The end of terror is the surety of it... - If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied... - Second Law of Applied Terror: The more studying you did for the
exam,
the less sure you are as to which answer they want...
