Second Law of Class Scheduling: A prerequisite for a desired
course will be offered only during the following semester.
course will be offered only during the following semester.
Related:
- Seits's Law of Higher Education:
The one course you must take to graduate will not... - ALL FRESHMEN PLEASE NOTE ===============
To minimize scheduling confusion,
please realize that if you are taking one course which... - The one course you need for graduation is not offered your last semester.
Seit's Law of Higher... - Sixth Law of Applied Terror: At the end of the semester you will
recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the
semester -
and never attending... - First Law of Class Scheduling:
Class schedules are designed so that every student... - Law of Class Scheduling: When you are occasionally able to
schedule two classes in a row,
they will be held in classrooms at opposite ends of... - Why go second class when 1st class is
only $25... - If, in the course of several months, only three
worthwhile social events take place,
they will all fall on the same evening. -- Law of...
From the same category:
- Rush's Rule of Gravity: When you drop change at a vending
machine,
the pennies will fall nearby, while all the other coins... - Bogovich's Law:
He who hesitates is probably right... - Murphy's Ninth Law
Nature always sides with the
hidden flaw... - First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have
lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will... - Transcription Law
The number of errors made is
equal to the number of 'squares' employed...
