Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
Related:
- The probability of meeting someone you know
increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen... - LOVE:
When you don't want someone too close--
because you're very sensitive to pleasure... - Someone close to you is taking advantage of your
trust... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional
to the stupidity of your action... - The probability of someone watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
At home,
you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and...
From the same category:
- Rudin's Law
In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among
alternative courses of action,
most people will choose the worst one possible... - Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry:
Any horizontal surface is soon piled up... - Shanahan's Law
The length of a meeting rises with
the square of the number of people present... - Berra's Second Law:
Anyone who is popular is bound to be despised... - Hartley's Second Law:
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself...
