Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair: When the need arises, the
tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
Related:
- 1. When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you
becomes a hammer.
2. No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably... - Bromberg's Second Law of Auto Repair: No matter how minor the
task,
you will inevitably end up covered with grease and... - Johnson's First Law of Auto Repair
Any tool dropped
while repairing an automobile will roll under... - Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the
faulty part,
you won't have the tool to get it off... - You need a bigger hammer.
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Paul's Second... - Law of Annoyance: When working on a project, if you put away a
tool that you're certain you're finished with,
you will need it instantly... - 1. If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the
tool to get it off.
2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will... - When the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to treat everything as if
it were a nail.
Abraham... - When the only tool you have is a hammer,
every problem starts to look like a nail...
From the same category:
- Hamilton's Rule for Cleaning Glassware: The spot you are
scrubbing is always on the other side.
Corollary: If the spot is on the inside, you won't... - The Freeway Axiom:
The driver behind you wants to go five miles per hour... - Bicycle Law
All bicycles weigh 50 pounds:
A 30-pound bicycle needs a 20-pound lock and chain.
A 40-pound bicycle needs a 10-pound lock and chain... - Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness
You're
not drunk if you can lie on the floor without ... - Mark's Law of Monetary Equalization:
A fool and your money are soon partners...
