The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Related:
- Bedfellow's Rule:
The one who snores will fall asleep first... - The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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BEDFELLOWS... - Why does the person that snores always fall asleep
first... - ANAESTHETISTS do it until
you fall... - while(math_teacher() == talk)
fall_asleep()... - There is only one thing worse than dreaming you are at a conference
and waking up to find that you are at a conference:
and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep... - I never fall asleep driving.
I wake up driving... - One should not act and speak as if one were
asleep... - It is better to sound a person with whom one deals afar off,
than to fall upon the point at first. -- Fred...
From the same category:
- Chisholm's Second Law: When things are going well,
something will go wrong... - Borkowski's Law:
You can't guard against the arbitrary... - First Law of Business Meetings:
The lead in a pencil will break in direct proportion... - The Computer Programmer's Lament:
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability... - Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a
week after you've made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated...
