O'Brien's Variation on Etorre's Observation: If you change
lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the
one you are now in.
lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the
one you are now in.
Related:
- The other lines move faster.
-- Ettore's Observation
If you change lines,
the one you just left will start to move faster than... - If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster
than the one you are now in.
O'Brian's... - The other line moves faster. This applies to all lines-
bank, supermarket, tollbooth, customs, and so on. And... - Etorre's Observation:
The other line moves faster... - The other line moves faster.
Etorre's... - One of these days now,
just you wait and see... - Marge: [ruefully] We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean
break with your life?
Homer: Relax, Marge, I tied up all the loose ends before... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you check your email more often than your paper mail,
and you remember your network address faster than your... - Parallel lines never meet,
unless you bend one or both of them...
From the same category:
- Weber-Fechner Law
The least change in stimulus
necessary to produce a perceptible change in response... - Ken's Law:
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye... - Hershiser's Second Rule:
The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price... - Kitman's Law
Pure drivel tends to drive off the
TV screen ordinary drivel... - Levy's Ninth Law:
Only God can make a random selection...
