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• So there I am, in the middle of my `netfilter-is-wonderful' talk in Sydney, and someone asks `What happens if you try to enlarge a 64k packet here?
  '. I think I said something eloquent like `fuck'....
• Thanks to Rob `CmdrTaco' Malda for not influencing this code in any * way.
  */ 2.4.3 linux/net/core/netfilter.c...
• 2 E = M C -- Albert Einstei
• 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
  2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
• defenestration n. [mythically from a traditional Czech assasination method, via SF fandom] 1.
  Proper karmic retribution for an incorrigible punster....
• Top Ten Ways to Pronounce Linux 1. Lih-nucks 2.
  Lie-nucks 3. Not Win-doze 4. World Domination 5....
• core dump n. [common Iron Age jargon, preserved by Unix] 1.
  [techspeak] A copy of the contents of core, produced when a process is aborted by certain kinds of internal error....
• core dump: n. [common {Iron Age} jargon, preserved by UNIX] 1.
  [techspeak] A copy of the contents of {core}, produced when a process is aborted by certain kinds of internal error....
• This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..