Have you ever heard of SEMA? It's a fairly esoteric system for measuring how good a software team is.

Have you ever heard of SEMA? It's a fairly esoteric system for measuring how
good a software team is. No, wait! Don't follow that link! It will take you
about six years just to understand that stuff. So I've come up with my own,
highly irresponsible, sloppy test to rate the quality of a software team.
The great part about it is that it takes about 3 minutes. With all the time
you save, you can go to medical school.

Joel Spolsky
"The Joel Test: 12 Steps to Better Code"

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