religious issues n.
Questions which seemingly cannot be
raised without touching off holy wars, such as "What is the
best operating system (or editor, language, architecture, shell,
mail reader, news reader)?", "What about that Heinlein guy,
eh?", "What should we add to the new Jargon File?" See
holy wars; see also theology, bigot
This term is a prime example of ha ha only serious. People
actually develop the most amazing and religiously intense
attachments to their tools, even when the tools are intangible.
The most constructive thing one can do when one stumbles into the
crossfire is mumble Get a life! and leave -- unless, of course,
one's own unassailably rational and obviously correct
choices are being slammed.
Questions which seemingly cannot be
raised without touching off holy wars, such as "What is the
best operating system (or editor, language, architecture, shell,
mail reader, news reader)?", "What about that Heinlein guy,
eh?", "What should we add to the new Jargon File?" See
holy wars; see also theology, bigot
This term is a prime example of ha ha only serious. People
actually develop the most amazing and religiously intense
attachments to their tools, even when the tools are intangible.
The most constructive thing one can do when one stumbles into the
crossfire is mumble Get a life! and leave -- unless, of course,
one's own unassailably rational and obviously correct
choices are being slammed.
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without touching off {holy wars},
such as "What is the best operating system (or editor... - holy wars: [from {USENET}, but may predate it] n. {flame
war}s over {religious issues}.
The paper by Danny Cohen that popularized the terms... - brute force adj.
Describes a primitive programming style,
one in which the programmer relies on the computer's... - ITS /I-T-S/ n.
1. Incompatible Time-sharing System,
an influential though highly idiosyncratic operating... - bigot n.
[common] A person who is religiously attached to a
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computer,
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An unwanted and unintended property of a program or
piece of hardware,
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A feature supported by Unix, ITS, and some
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It combines the immediacy of talking with all the...
From the same category:
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1. To be stuck, incapable of proceeding
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This is different from having crashed. If the system... - sneaker n.
An individual hired to break into places in
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analogous to tiger team. Compare samurai... - voodoo programming n.
[from George Bush's "voodoo
economics"] 1.
The use by guess or cookbook of an obscure or hairy... - monkey up vt.
To hack together hardware for a particular
task,
especially a one-shot job. Connotes an extremely crufty... - disk farm n.
(also laundromat) A large room or rooms
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