Statements recently seen on Slashdot:
"The Internet interprets advertising as damage and routes around it."
"Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business."
"A beowulf cluster of Cisco routers? Isn't that the Internet?"
"Geeks aren't interested in politics because government doesn't double its
efficiency and speed once every 18 months."
"Windows 98 hasn't crashed for me once in over a year, either. Oh, wait, I
haven't booted it in over a year."
"For more than 4 generations the IT Professionals were the guardians of
quality and stability in software. Before the dark times. Before
Microsoft..."
"You can tell how desperate they are by counting the number of times
they say 'innovate' in their press releases."
"The Internet interprets advertising as damage and routes around it."
"Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business."
"A beowulf cluster of Cisco routers? Isn't that the Internet?"
"Geeks aren't interested in politics because government doesn't double its
efficiency and speed once every 18 months."
"Windows 98 hasn't crashed for me once in over a year, either. Oh, wait, I
haven't booted it in over a year."
"For more than 4 generations the IT Professionals were the guardians of
quality and stability in software. Before the dark times. Before
Microsoft..."
"You can tell how desperate they are by counting the number of times
they say 'innovate' in their press releases."
Related:
- Quote #522
You can tell how desperate they are
by counting the number of times they say "innovate"... - Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8)
Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 8: If you could meet Bill Gates for one minute... - Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#7)
Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 7: What new features would you like to see... - Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#9)
Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 9: Which of the following do you prefer as... - Affordable Virtual Beowulf Cluster
Every nerd drools over Beowulf clusters,
but very few have even seen one, much less own one... - Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#1)
Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 1: What is your opinion of the Microsoft antitrust... - Internet n.
The mother of all networks. First
incarnated beginning in 1969 as the ARPANET,
a U.S. Department of Defense research testbed. ... - blinkenlights /blink'*n-li:tz/ n.
[common] Front-panel
diagnostic lights on a computer,
esp. a dinosaur. Now that dinosaurs are rare, this... - software rot n.
Term used to describe the tendency of
software that has not been used in a while to lose;
such failure may be semi-humorously ascribed to...
