Crashing is violent; that's why there are more violent games for Windows -

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• Windows contains FAT. Use Linux -- you won't ever have to worry about your weight.
  Ewout...
• People use dummies for crash-tests. Windows is so difficult they had to educate the dummies first -
  by giving them "Windows for Dummies" books! -...
• Windows: Where do you WANT to go TODAY? You WANT to,
  but you'll never get there. And you can go to only...
• Violent, more violent, his hands cracks the chair Moves on reaction,
  and slumps in despair -- Joy Division "I Remember...
• Microsoft DOS/NT (doesn't) provide the means to WIN!
  Ewout...
• Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
  from mediocre minds...
• A violent man will die a violent death.
  - Lao...
• If it's not violent..
  what fun is it...