Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you* broke
them?
-- Noel Maddy
them?
-- Noel Maddy
Related:
- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you wake up to discover your waterbed broke,
then you remember that you don't have a waterbed... - You can't be happy if you do things different when
you do them than when you discuss them... - Why are you looking for more knowledge when you do
not pay attention to what you already know... - Windows doesn't kill you,
it's the glass when it crashes... - Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you
screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go,
you kicked him in the back? Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah... - It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember
anything... - Remember that when you hear a horse,
it might be a zebra... - You realize how short a month when you pay
alimony...
From the same category:
- A fool and his money are soon using
Windows... - If Bill Gates is the Devil then Linus Torvalds must
be the Messiah... - Microsoft seems to have gotten a lot of mileage out of the C2 rating for
NT with no network connection.
I wonder if a B3 rating for Linux with no power cord... - How dare the government intervene to stifle innovation in the computer
industry!
That's Microsoft's job, dammit... - Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the
grace of Linux,
which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin...
