Windows: Microsoft's tax on computer illiterates.
Related:
- Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#1)
Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 1: What is your opinion of the Microsoft antitrust... - This tagline requires Microsoft
Windows... - Windows by Microsoft:
The Gates of Hell... - This fortune does not require Microsoft
Windows... - Microsoft Windows...
a virus with mouse support... - Microsoft Windows:
From the makers of EDLIN... - Speed Kills.
Use Microsoft Windows... - Windows UMP:
Unjustified Microsoft... - Have time to waste?
Get Microsoft Windows 3.1...
From the same category:
- Linux: the dot in "dot org".
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From a Slashdot.org... - Windows is a pane in the
ASCII... - C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\ME\FDISK /usr/src/linux
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From a Slashdot.org... - At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1 -
Use Linux... - Q: What do Windows NT and frozen pizza have in common?
A: They're both half baked...
