We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity -- so UP yours, Microsoft!
Related:
- We are upping our standards ... so up yours."
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Pat Paulsen for President, 1988... - Hear me out. Linux is Microsoft's main competition right now.
Because of this we are forcing them to "innovate",... - We are upping our standards ---- up yours too!
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Pat Paulsen ( while running for President... - If you gave up sex,
our children wouldn't have to deal with yours... - Linux Rally Held in Pennsylvania
HARRISBURG, PA -
Thousands of Linux advocates gathered at the Pennsylvania... - Smithers: Our first issue, sir, is our low productivity and record high
worker accident rate.
Burns: [expels breath] Any suggestions? Advisor1... - Boston Software Party
BOSTON, MA -- Thousands of disgruntled Linux revolutionaries showed up at
the Boston Harbor today to protest "taxation without representation" by
the oppressive Microsoft Corporation.
Thousands of pounds of Microsoft boxes, CD-ROMs, manuals... - So we immediately rushed out and set up our own Lost
Manual Review Committee.. --...
