What's good for Standard Oil is good for Microsoft.
Related:
- Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A darned good start... - What's good for Ugoose is good for
Uganda... - If ignorance is no excuse,
what good is it... - Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
Managers know it must be good because the programmers... - Bender: "You know the secret of traditional robot cooking?
Start with a good high-quality oil, then eat it...
From the same category:
- DOS Tip of the Day:
Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS file... - Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or
filename... - Robert Tappen Morris, Jr.,
got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the computers... - BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter,
5 yards to go... - I sat laughing snidely into my notebook until they showed me a PC running
Linux.
And oh! It was as though the heavens opened and God...
