Q: Why is Microsoft's Product Support a failure?
A: Because Microsoft needs a Support Group instead.
A: Because Microsoft needs a Support Group instead.
Related:
- Microsoft technical support line:
1-900... - Microsoft Windows...
a virus with mouse support... - sounds like a Windows problem,
try calling Microsoft... - Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number... - Microsoft is the epitome of innovation and product quality."
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This testimonial paid for by Microsoft... - With code like Microsoft's,
who needs viruses??... - Join the Hernia Society.
It needs your support... - Support your consultant -
they have needs also... - BTW, for an editor with no replace feature (at least not on Windows 95),
no regular-expression search and replace, no indentation...
