Windows 2000 is out!
-- PC Magazine, April 2013
-- PC Magazine, April 2013
Related:
- Windows 2000, Users Zilch
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From a Slashdot.org... - Windows 2000 will be released as soon as Windows 98
finishes loading... - Dan Quayle, in April 1991, was concerned that his advisors
may be getting out of touch with 'Real Americans.' In order
to combat this,
he suggested that they read People magazine. -- Vice... - The Magic of Windows:
Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT... - Windows 2000: Designed for the Internet.
The Internet:
Designed for UNIX. -- From a Slashdot.org... - Jolt is for Windows programmers. It's typical IBM PC:
it goes in brown and comes out yellow. Mountain Dew... - The Edsel. New Coke. Windows 2000. All mandatory case studies for bizschool
students in 2020.
Bear Giles (in a LinuxToday... - A PC takes guesswork out of it.
So does a bikini... - Quote #453
"We had a couple of demos [of Windows 95] and took the disks out back to
burn 'em.
Had a nice fire, too." -- Paul Rakowicz, senior...
From the same category:
- Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A:
and press any key to empty... - Oh My God! They Killed init! You Bastards!
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From a Slashdot.org... - The memory management in Windows 95 can be used to
frighten small children... - Windows 2000 will be released as soon as Windows 98
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got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the computers...
