Windows 95 really does have pre-emptive multitasking: It can boot and
crash at the same time.
crash at the same time.
Related:
- There is ONE reason to use Windows95 -- it has multitasking:
you can boot the system and crash it simultaneously... - Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x,
and 3.x... - What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian?
1. None of his jokes would be funny.
2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows... - Microsoft: "Windows NT 4.0 now has the same user-interface as Windows 95"
Windows 95:
"Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to reboot" Windows NT 4.0: "Press... - The memory management in Windows 95 can be used to
frighten small children... - Windows 95
undocumented... - BSOD Simulator
Users of Red Hat 6.0 are discovering a new feature that hasn't been widely
advertised:
a Blue Screen of Death simulator. By default, the... - Windows:
for IQs smaller than... - You Might be a Microsoft Employee If...
1. When a Microsoft program crashes for the millionth time,
you say "Oh, well!" and reboot without any negative...
From the same category:
- Unix: Where /sbin/init is still Job 1.
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From a Slashdot.org... - I took the Pepsi challenge and chose Linux.
--
Carey... - All of you people should be ashamed of yourselves! MicroSoft is the reason
there are so many people in my IS department,
and the reason half of us have jobs. If Sun had won... - Windows is the best $89 solitaire game you
can buy... - So what is the best way to protect yourself against the ILOVEYOU virus?
Install Linux. If that's not an option, try uninstalling...
