Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college

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• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons
  and Lisa doesn't get to go to college. -- Homer,...
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little...
• Bart: Watch me dive! Lisa: Watch me dive! Homer
  OKAY, we're watching! Marge: I hope we're not spoiling...
• Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian! Bart
  So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: Bart...
• Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even
  Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere...
• His life was an unbridled success until he found out
  he was a Simpson. -- Lisa, "Oh Brother, Where Art...
• Holy Moly! The bastard's rich! -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother
  Where Art Thou...
• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Homer
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant...
• Bart: Dad? Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: I thought your car was really cool
  Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say...