You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out
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Marge:
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Marge: Oh,
Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always... - Marge: Homey, I appreciate this, but I'd really like to get some sleep.
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