Kent: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been
causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Homer the Vigilante
causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Homer the Vigilante
Related:
- Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty
vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent,
while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking... - phone rings]
Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
and I mean ever, because this is not a call... - Kent: When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman... - Kent: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for
some unknown reason.
Professor, without knowing precisely what... - Homer: Good concert, am I right?
Teen1: Yeah, nice try,
narc. Teen2: Where's a narc? Teen3: Who? Teen1: That... - Kent: And how long have you been on the streets?
Bart:
Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family... - Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime,
I'll be pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield... - Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are... - Marge: Homer, what happened to you?
Homer: Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else can:
a bouquet of po -- [sees Moe's bouquet] oh,...
From the same category:
- I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking
season,
and I got a hankering for some spankering! -- Homer... - Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm sub-par
I'd rather drink a beer
than win Father of the Year
I'm happy with things the way they are
-
Homer Simpson ... - Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Pump Jockey: It's your heart. And I think it's on... - Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken:
a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine... - The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show
starring my wife's sisters -
or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.' ...
