Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better?
Homer: That's right. My God, it's like there's some kind of bond
between us.
Lisa the Greek
Homer: That's right. My God, it's like there's some kind of bond
between us.
Lisa the Greek
Related:
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong.
Even though they say it's okay in the bible. Lisa:... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Marge: I don't know... Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs
attention,
but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young... - Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement]... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: Lisa, you picked the winner every time. You must have some
kind of special gift!
Lisa: Come on, Dad. It doesn't take a genius to realize... - Adult Lisa: My third husband bought me this. [takes off her ring]
Gimme some [casino] chips for it!
Clerk: Are you sure, ma'am? Adult Lisa: Don't...
From the same category:
- Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I.
Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because... - Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the
backyard is cruel.
Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is... - Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to .
Valhalla?" Lisa? Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings... - Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal,
the next day you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station... - And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a
single proven fatality,
at least in this country. -- Homer Simpson ...
