And anyone can be tooted?
-- Homer Simpson, on tutoring
The Way We Was
-- Homer Simpson, on tutoring
The Way We Was
Related:
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tutoring?
Lisa: Pfft. Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching... - Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no
threat to yourself or others.
Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has... - Hi, I'm Homer Simpson, I need some guidance, Counselor.
Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The... - D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Come on, let's smoke. -- Homer Simpson, talking... - Woo Hoo! Good news everybody! Because I endangered lives,
we can fly anywhere we want! -- Homer Simpson ... - Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge!
Nigel: [with consternation] Oh,
yes...Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer... - Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him?
Homer: But he's a loser!
He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face]... - Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed.
Homer:
[whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause... - Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him. ...
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Homer:
It is? Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And... - Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to .
Valhalla?" Lisa? Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings... - First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals,
then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably --...
