Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
and you be what's-his-face.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
Related:
- Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy
legend Mel Brooks!
I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... ... - Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's
with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around... - Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and... - Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all
week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! ... - All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one
of my livers.
I can get by with one. -- Homer Simpson Homer... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees...
From the same category:
- Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size... - Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job,
the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home... - It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart.
Lisa, maybe you should try some of this. -- Homer... - They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
Homer Simpson Colonel... - Yeah. Maybe I do have the right ... What's that stuff?
Homer Simpson Deep Space...
