Homer: I'm a bad father! Selma: You're also fat! Homer

Related:

• Homer: I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father
  [bawls] Selma: You're also fat. Homer: I'm also fat...
• Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
  [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I...
• Marge: Name one of your child's friends. Homer: Uh
  let's see, Bart's friends ... Well, there's the fat...
• Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
  You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the...
• Bart: Dad, I love you, but, you taught me to win. Homer
  When did I ever teach you that? Bart: Well, I picked...
• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies
  do you, boy? Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that...
• Marge: Homer, could you turn off the TV? There's a little test I want you to take
  TV: [crunch] Augh! Homer; Oh, great, you made me...
• Bart: Hey Homer, I can't find the safety goggles for the power saw
  Homer: If stuff starts flying, just turn your head...
• Thank you, Bill Cosby, you saved the Simpsons!
  Homer Simpson Saturdays of...