Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!
Bart the Daredevil
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!
Bart the Daredevil
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It nearly cost him his job as a baby photographer.... - Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
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--
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-- Homer,
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Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they...
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