Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there
was one time I got it right.
-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpson's Clip Show
was one time I got it right.
-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpson's Clip Show
Related:
- Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer:
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe... - Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids,
I have a scandalous story of my own. -- Homer Simpson... - Homer: So, uh, what are you in for?
Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well... - Yeah. Maybe I do have the right ... What's that stuff?
Homer Simpson Deep Space... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours... - Women are like a beer. They look good, they taste good,
and as soon as you've had one, you want another. ... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking... - The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show
starring my wife's sisters -
or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.' ...
From the same category:
- Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.
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Homer Simpson When Flanders... - It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe
Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood;
People Express introduced a generation of hicks to... - Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.
Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there... - Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ...
--
Homer Simpson Bart the... - Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground,
said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village...
