Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a
world of makebelieve. With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic
frogs with funny little hats...
-- Homer Simpson
Blood Feud
world of makebelieve. With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic
frogs with funny little hats...
-- Homer Simpson
Blood Feud
Related:
- Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
You do them because a fellow human being needs... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over... - Homer: I've never reached to you before but my wife is in her hour of
need.
Your help could make all the difference in the world... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and
tonic and patent medicine there is,
and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy... - Burns: Who are you?
Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him.
Give him a fake name. [aloud] Homer Simpson... - Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it,
I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love... - I'll do anything for him! I love him very much!
Write that with very big letters!
Brigitte Nielsen re: Sylvester Stallone,...
From the same category:
- Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts!
Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue... - Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going... - Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.
Homer:
Not as low as my low, low prices! Mr.... - Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground,
said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village... - Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day,
and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. In another few hours...
