You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week ... I told you.
My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought
up.
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought
up.
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
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- You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
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Marge: All right.
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June: Oh, just experience I suppose.
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Marge:
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Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
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opportunity,
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- Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with
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or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.' ... - I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
--
Homer Simpson The... - You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the...
