Barney: Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound.
Homer: It's my metaba-ma-lism. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones.
The Way We Was
Homer: It's my metaba-ma-lism. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones.
The Way We Was
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