Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Related:
- Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
[everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the... - Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!
--
Homer Simpson Secrets of a Successful... - Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think
I'm dead,
but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him. ... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking... - Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
You keep them motivated. [he leaves] ... - Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day,
and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. In another few hours... - Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening?
[Homer eats an orange]
Simpson?
Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny. ...
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- Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're 15.
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed... - Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh,
lunchtime! -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To... - TV Announcer:
The following is a public service announcement:
Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage... - Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the
backyard is cruel.
Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is... - Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club.
Marge: Oh,
Homey. You know, you are a member of a very exclusive...
