Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
Homerpalooza
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
Homerpalooza
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