Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
Related:
- Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
-- Homer Simpson,
"Homer the... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys]... - If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
Homer Simpson Flaming... - Homer: You know, Marge, you're right. The Simpson family is the best
possible club I could belong to.
[group hug] [at home, Bart paddles Homer] Homer... - But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead.
Now I'm a big fat dynamo. -- Homer Simpson ... - Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer
Simpson syndrome".
Homer: [moaning] Oh, why me? -- "The Homer They... - Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty.
I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony: The same...
From the same category:
- Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa,
and make a fresh start with Maggie. -- Homer Simpson... - Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Homer Simpson The... - Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your
salmon,
that's your business. But I'm not gonna take it! ... - Merchant:
Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself... - Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville!
Homer Simpson Homer Loves...
