Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to
lose.
-- Homer Simpson
Dead Putting Society
lose.
-- Homer Simpson
Dead Putting Society
Related:
- Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say... - Keep your head down, follow through. [Bart putts and misses]
Okay,
that didn't work. This time, move your head and don't... - Homer: All right, knock it off!
Ned: Knock what off,
Simpson? Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since... - Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can't both win. Flanders: Actually, Simpson... - Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting... - Homer: Lousy bragging know-it-all showoff...
Marge:
What exactly did he say? Homer: Get this. He said... - You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!
Your family is better than my family, your beer comes... - Simpson, you're starting to annoy me.
-- Ned Flanders,
"Dead Putting... - Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking...
From the same category:
- Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with
her -
during the commercial. -- Homer Simpson Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed... - If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
Homer Simpson Flaming... - Yeah. Maybe I do have the right ... What's that stuff?
Homer Simpson Deep Space... - The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man!
Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different... - Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it?
Homer Simpson I Love...
