Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.
-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.
-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
- Lisa: Old people deserve our respect. Look at Jacques Cousteau and
Goldie Hawn;
you wouldn't shut them away like second-class ... - Burns: Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating
yourself?
[Abe's pants go down with a "boing"] Abe: How long... - Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome.
Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you... - Abe: [yells] Don't kill me!
Burns: I've tried to meet you halfway on this,
Simpson, but you had to be little Johnny Live... - Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me! ... - Back then, I was known as Sgt. Simpson, and I commanded the Flying
Hellfish,
the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in... - I got this in the second World War II...
-- Abe shows off his Hellfish tattoo,
"The Curse of the Flying... - Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around
at night?
Abe: If they're anything like me, they have to get... - Bart: Now we can get the treasure!
Abe: Oh, what's the use.
Burns would still find some way to take it from...
