All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to
fly home, then I will murder him.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart on the Road
fly home, then I will murder him.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart on the Road
Related:
- Homer: All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the
money to fly home,
then I will murder him. Lisa: No, no! Then he'll... - I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND
LARD THROUGH THE MAIL I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH... - Bart: But I saw the murder and then I saw you bury the corpse in the
back yard!
Ned: [weeping] All right, it's true. I am a murderer... - Homer: You know, Marge, you're right. The Simpson family is the best
possible club I could belong to.
[group hug] [at home, Bart paddles Homer] Homer... - Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well,
well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_... - Bart: Oy! This guy's tough.
Lisa: Bart, we're going to have to outsmart him.
Bart: I dunno, he's pretty sharp. He saw right through... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Homer: What's wrong, honey?
Lisa: There's something troubling me,
dad, but I don't think I can tell you because... - Milhouse: Do you hear that, Bart? That was the tardy bell.
Truant! Truant! Truant, they'll all say...
