Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club.
Marge: Oh, Homey. You know, you are a member of a very exclusive
club.
Homer: The Black Panthers?
Homer the Great
Marge: Oh, Homey. You know, you are a member of a very exclusive
club.
Homer: The Black Panthers?
Homer the Great
Related:
- Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys]... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Homer: You know, Marge, you're right. The Simpson family is the best
possible club I could belong to.
[group hug] [at home, Bart paddles Homer] Homer... - Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that
jury room.
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer:
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe... - Harvey: Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here. Did you know every
good American is at heart an erotic American?
It's true. A famous couple -- I don't... - Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction,
but all I wanted was a club sandwitch. Marge... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Homer: [on phone] Aw, I miss you too, Marge. But the law needs me!
I'll be home as soon as I can. [hangs up...
From the same category:
- Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken:
a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine... - A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
Homer Simpson Lisa the... - Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me?
--
Homer Simpson Bart the... - Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day,
and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. In another few hours... - Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Pump Jockey: It's your heart. And I think it's on...
