It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
Related:
- Marge: Hm... I thought you said she was overweight.
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and... - Burns: Make yourselves at home.
Bart: Hear that Dad?
You can lie around in your underwear and scratch ... - They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
Homer Simpson Colonel... - Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name
electronics!
Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock... - Lisa: Dad! Eat something! [holds up a sandwich] It's got mustard on
it.
[Homer's eye view of the ceiling] [Bart leans in and... - Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
Homer Simpson Colonel... - Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes... - Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella.
He misses casual sex. -- Homer Simpson Two... - Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?
Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One...
