I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend
half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic
half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic
Related:
- Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about... - God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer: [in fear] Uh,
kind-of... b-but... God: But what! Homer: I'm not... - Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?
I mean, isn't God everywhere? -- Homer Simpson ... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids... - I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it!
--
Homer Alone, "Homer the... - Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at
work?
Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home...
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- You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the... - I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
No leaving the house, not even for school. Second... - Smithers:
Next. There's a problem with the reactor -
what do you do? Homer: There's a problem with the... - I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
Homer Simpson Mr.... - Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one...
